I do my best thinking whilst I sleep, but the fun ones are in the shower (oo-er etc). I’ll try to share them when I can
(Apologies if this has already been said. Am really busy in life and places like this mean I can follow lots in one place. I does mean I miss things though…)
So;
Liz Truss was deliberately appointed to make a massive cock up.
Imagine they wanted Rishi but knew that bad days are coming (maybe he was just the best option?). They tell Truss she’s going to win and she is immediately implementing plan X with KamiKwasi upon arrival at 10 D.S.
This clears Rishi and more suspiciously Hunt (who seems to have gotten a lot of damage done already). British woes can be blamed on she who now gets a six figure bung, plus perks and graces and who isn’t really getting a lot of grief for what she supposedly did.
If that wasted your time, here’s some terror from the WEF talking about no escape…
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Jesus what a creepy little technocrat. Not long out of uni by the looks of her, and still fulla uni-shite. Humanities degree, wojjabet? I am SO glad these bumptious fools are going to fall on their faces soonish, as PeakEverything/theLongDescent vanquishes all hope for the continuance of startrekkytechietechie!
Imagine this sleek thing digging out soiled bedding from a cowshed to go muckspreading (something I’ve done). How long do you think she - and her ilk - would last before physical and mental breakdown. Wefoids! 
Talk about useless eaters…
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A shame that the cover is so often the only decent part of Private Eye these days (though their crossword can be fun).
As for the surveillance at work, well I followed the advice and quit, but could already see the signs from the Office 365 suite. It is horrendous. It tells you (and everyone else, pretty much) who you email most, how long you spend reading emails, suggests when to schedule events, how long you worked on a document, which Teams ‘meetings’ you ‘attended’, and it has a fun fun fun safe-for-work version of facebook for sharing your cat photos… and way way more. You can turn these features off, but that marks you out as a weirdo with something to hide, most likely.
Essentially if you sit in front of your computer all day and click a few things then that counts as a day of ‘work’. Well, I’d had enough, thanks.
One of the Twitter replies said: “All the metrics look good but seemingly this person is dead inside” (I paraphrase, and thought: bang-on).
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