**Be afraid, be very afraid of the fearful ominous Faery Ants
like the first one that ‘ALPHs-yA in two
and then the one that BEa-Ts-yA
and GAMMys-yA legs up
and now the ‘orrible one that’ll DeLeTe-yA
and no doubt they’ll find one that ‘EaPS-ILl-ON ya
and then they’ll be ZeaTd-on-yA
and they’ll EaT-yA
and then there’ll be another NU one,
followed by O’MICRON, the little Irish one ,
until right at the end were all screaming OMIGAwd please stop the Faery-Ants and those sneaky little silent MUte-ants, I don’t care one IOTA about the dangers just keep giving me the jabs!
But I’ll just ‘ave ‘alph-a-bet most of us were all imMUne anyway - but it’s all greek to me!
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