Something like that, yes. Wrong place at the right time. Before I go any further, I’d like to point out that I am not proud of some of things I got up to. At the very least, my actions would have seriously inconvenienced people’s lives.
Early 90s. After my short stint in the military, I got involved with professional car thieves. As you do. My gateway was a friend who I used to get stoned with. Met some scary fellas who offered me an opportunity if I could prove myself. I had to steal a car. Was easy. A nice 7 series. Don’t leave your car running with the door open and go into a shop!
For approximately 18 months following this, I lived the life of a Hollywood action movie. Fast cars, fast food and fast women. The plan was simple. Ring cars to sell, buy drugs, sell drugs to buy dead cars for ringing. Throw in some motorcycles for shits and giggles.
My job was distraction driver. If the police started following the target vehicle, my job was to stop them. Your imaginations won’t be far off the reality.
Why did I do all of this? Because the goal was to build a legitimate empire, and that requires seed money. We were probably 70% there when it fell apart. Too much use of copious free drugs, plod were thoroughly fed up because they couldn’t prove anything (they knew though!) and competition from people who believed we were taking stuff on their turf
I don’t drive like this nowadays. It’s been a decade plus since I did a J-turn, and about three years since I last did a handbrake turn. I do still travel swiftly on quiet country lanes but other than that, I just waft along now.
Never been caught in or on a vehicle yet for what it’s worth.
Edit. The only reason I didn’t go to prison was because it was my first time in front of a court. I had four figure fines and three years probation. Would have gotten less, but that’s a story for another day
Apart from shunting one across a farm yard once, I haven’t driven one. It came about during a long session with a group of miscreants into similar things as me. You need mass, but not so much that you have no performance. Other factors include toughness of both drivetrain and body. Bus was the general consensus after six odd hours of heated argument.
Good old Top Gear proved it about 15 years ago when they let touring car drivers loose on them.