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It's Wintershambles Time again!

Because Britain has such mild Winter weather (birds even migrate here to dodge the serious continental-climate weather), we never get ready even for the short bit of slightly cold temperatures that we do have. Instead - as now - the minute we get a degree - or even two or three - of frost, and here and there a light dusting of snow, we go through this rigmarole every December/January: “Oh my god, this cold, this snow!!! It hasn’t been this bad since - oh - as long ago as last December, god help us!!!”

Everything crashes into chaos, with futile Cobra meetings and general hysterics. Nothing effectual is ever done, and - sureashell - no money is spent on actually preparing for some short spells of slightly difficult weather.

Other states - especially those used to dealing with serious Winters every year - look on bemused: “WTF is wrong with the Brits? Why don’t they just do a bit of the obvious stuff?”

But we prefer our weird muddle-through ritual… “OMG! OMG! This FRIGHTFUL weather. Who could have predicted THIS…”

And naturally, we NEVER spend any time or effort on getting people to stay away from mountain tops or risky ice, even though it would be so easy to do.*

Just reporting on today’s ‘news’ bulletins on R3.


*I should plead guilty to the common British madness, though, really. Many years ago, I went through a solitary shamanic dedication ritual by climbing Gashed Crag on Tryfan, Eryri, Cymru Gogledd, solo, on Christmas Day, and with literally no-one alerted to where I was in case I went missing. It was freezing rain at that time, making the rock - well - interesting. But the gods of the Shaman’s Way were pleased to accept my request: Safe return from my totem-mountain, and Rainbow’s galore all through that day. But it was a typically slapdash British way of dealing with the weather by me…

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Rhis, you know what a travel bore I am.

In the winter of 1987/88 I was living in Calgary, in the Provence of Alberta, in western Canada. This was in the run-up to the 1988 Winter Olympics (some here will remember Eddie the Eagle). I was working a night shift at the time. I used to finish at 7am, and then went out to catch a bus on 8th Street, this on a January or February morning.

The temperature would be somewhere between 40 to 45 below freezing, and more often than not the wind would be whipping up the snow. It was so cold the snot would freeze in your nose. If you weren’t properly dressed for it you would be dead within 5 minutes.

I had so many layers of clothing on that I looked a bit like the Michelin Man.

Remarkably during that winter I don’t think I had a cold or sore throat or anything like that.

20 below is for wimps! (I’m only kidding, because I know many people who are suffering fuel poverty at the moment)

I could also add that heating costs back then in Canada were dirt cheap. I was renting a basement apartment. It had a natural gas boiler that blew hot air through the apartment. During that very cold winter the hot air system in my apartment was going 24/7.

It used to cost me about 20 bucks a month.

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