Blood smeared, the fiend’s lips,
With the flesh of Iraqi children devoured
Cries out for recognition of his crimes
Burdened with the gold he stole
He slouches into London.
The oligarchic ancient aristocracy:
Sordid with disease, stinking of corruption
“Yes you are one of us!”
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…Now go and get your jabs, you fools:
Totally safe, and completely free.
Queue for hours with all the ghouls
Sheepishly waiting for jab number three.
No silly lockdown, no daft rules!
Or if you prefer we’ll shut the schools…
And you’ll all know who to blame
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Blood smeared, the fiend’s lips,
With the flesh of Iraqi children devoured
Cries out for recognition of his crimes
Burdened with the gold he stole
He slouches into London.
The oligarchic ancient aristocracy:
Sordid with disease, stinking of corruption
“Yes you are one of us!”
Now go and get your jabs, you fools:
Totally safe, and completely free.
Queue for hours with all the ghouls
Sheepishly waiting for jab number three.
No silly lockdown, no daft rules!
Or if you prefer we’ll shut the schools…
And you’ll all know who to blame,
Yes; Mr and Mrs Hesitant,
Step this way and purge your shame,
Have you not heard Tony and
The phoney experts proclaim,
Freedom’s a mere rolled-up sleeve away.
Beneedled into penitence.
Scientism demands your genuflection
Before the alter of another small ask.
So sing all praises,
Ring out the dulled voices.
From behind the filthy mask
You will eulogise him;
That exquisite excrescence,
And you will be happy.
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Here comes Tone
The Teflon man
whose depleted uranium
was just a flash in the pan.
Half a million dead children
was wonderful by Albright
and Tone in the sulphur smoke
said yeah man that’s alright.
It’s about the best I can manage at 2am; but howabout a limerick…
There once was a man called Tony
who had a carnal affair with a pony…
Naw, I’ll finish that one later.
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A hard act to follow! Or maybe it’s the threat of legal action - from ponies.
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… but when he was caught
Pleaded guilty in court
As Charles Lynton, oh no not Tony
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Nice one, Karen.
By way of political balance:
A hairdresser’s dream known as Bojo
was starting to lose all his mojo…
Ok, enough…!
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Evvy, it was reliably reported that a recent UK prime minister used to stick his appendage into the mouth of a dead pig. Also reports of live birds being put into the back passage.
Don’t you just love our glorious leaders, and the jolly japes they get up to.