If there are any Angels out there I’ve got this killer idea.
Using Tinternet we offer lucrative opportunities to compliant jabbed folks. All they have to do is download the Coroni Compliant App, enter their details, and then we hand over filthy lucre in return for the Panoptically Enhanced phone and rent it out by the hour to yucky germy plebs so they don’t set off the klaxon at Morrisons.
I reckon £23 billion ought to be enough to get this splendid idea off the ground.
(The only way to stop people gaming the system will be an embodied ID chip, of course…)
